Pt England School,
Dear Awkward Guys,
Yesterday, I saw you having serious problems running down the road in your brand new running gear. It looked like you were really in need of some help, so I decided to write to you to give you two tips.
Firstly you should bend your knees and arms. If you don't, your will be walking
And run on tip-toes with light feit. If you don't you will be comfortable.
Secondly you look starlight ahead if you don't look straight ahead you will run in a zig zag and you will be sleepy.
If you do all of my tips you will be fit.
Hope that helps.